boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
stabilized star trek shot
I just laughed so hard I got a headache
Alex Turner’s love letter to Alexa Chung: "My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since well before any kiss."
Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.