Emily

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution



"I love you more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea."
Nicholas Sparks (via feellng)




meme-meme:

stabilized star trek shot

meme-meme:

stabilized star trek shot


thatfunnyblog:

 


"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

thatfunnyblog:

 

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache







Alex Turner’s love letter to Alexa Chung: "My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since well before any kiss."

Alex Turner’s love letter to Alexa Chung: "My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since well before any kiss."


pressing:

leeeyuck:

Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.

♡