Emily


pornocean:

Happiness is a warm gun?

pornocean:

Happiness is a warm gun?


psychospheric:

wow porn is so HD these days 

psychospheric:

wow porn is so HD these days 



Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.


meladoodle:

yogurtville:

meladoodle:

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest


frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing

frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing


thatfunnyblog:

BLOWED QUESTIONS.


metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???


cactsus:

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

how did he even get his body to move in those ways

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Got the whole side of my car keyed whilst at my Birthday dinner. Yayy, Happy Birthday to me.. :\

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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS


heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.



la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea